we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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