he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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