I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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