Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
if only i could text you this smell
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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