You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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