Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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