I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Apparently you make a good broom.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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