I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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