i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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