But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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