STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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