There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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