Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.