Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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