Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
high people should be assigned attendants
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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