am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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