dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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