He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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