But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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