She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I party with great urgency now.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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