he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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