just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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