fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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