I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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