Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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