Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Randomize