Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Less talking, more tequila
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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