apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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