Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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