I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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