She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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