She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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