For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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