Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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