i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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