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• (248): View more from Michigan

  god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea

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• (914): View more from New York

  You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life

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