Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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