she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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