Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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