Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he puts the penis in happiness.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
