So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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