No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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