Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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