He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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