i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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