I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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