Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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