Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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