Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
