just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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