His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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