I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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BRING THE BAGELS
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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