You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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