Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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