im drinking this country out of the recession.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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