First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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