YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Someone shattered a urinal.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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