Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
i believe in u and ur pee
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