Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she smelled like a LAN party
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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