I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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