Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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