when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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